tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38097482011-07-07T14:56:40.001-07:00remain seated pleasepermanece sentados, por favorPaulnoreply@blogger.comBlogger2201100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-48867280883888489602010-09-29T23:10:00.001-07:002010-09-29T23:10:23.471-07:00TestPaulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-13206009166751886532007-09-28T11:38:00.000-07:002007-09-28T11:39:30.347-07:00Tribute to Hawaiian shirts and coral necklacesPaulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-83164235317562487982007-09-24T13:57:00.000-07:002007-09-24T13:58:16.016-07:00Tribute to NintendoPaulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-74431177460478902162007-09-14T10:45:00.000-07:002007-09-14T10:50:54.787-07:00Tribute to Laserfiche Run Smarter“Laserfiche generously lets you spread your wingsand expand your capabilities. Coming out of college I was worried that I’d be pigeonholed,but I’ve been exposed to many different fields.”—Roy, Presales Engineer, University of California—Berkeley, PsychologyPaulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-59616749466833991622007-07-30T23:35:00.000-07:002007-07-30T23:46:43.115-07:00MontrealThank you gentlemen for a great time.Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-62045351067201721962007-07-17T00:06:00.000-07:002007-07-17T00:18:10.774-07:00Here are some behind the scenes pictures from our casual shoot. It's tough work.Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-59021754952725275562007-07-06T15:26:00.000-07:002007-07-06T15:27:46.237-07:00Buff DogHer buffnessPaulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-51390059977839031002007-07-05T12:01:00.000-07:002007-07-06T15:28:28.611-07:002 lies and 1 truthMy whole life just turned upside down. Indians shooting stars do not mean free Tootsie Pops!FAKEThese bad boys also do not cause death (thanks bon)NOT deadlyRoy can play any instrument.Even a cello!Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-11786285224860804342007-06-20T11:38:00.000-07:002007-06-20T11:42:04.377-07:00Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-60846536838532889292007-06-19T23:33:00.000-07:002007-06-19T23:34:46.800-07:00Sometimes I wish I could be this happy while throwing a horseshowThat is allPaulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1173472879901813012007-03-09T12:40:00.000-08:002007-03-09T12:41:19.913-08:00More Than Meets the EyeSweetPaulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1173138692952041072007-03-05T15:47:00.000-08:002007-03-05T15:51:32.953-08:00South Korea's Got Seoulfrom Jason's shirtI am too!Tommy Hilfiger bit off of them.They also like matching ppantsseuh.What's Korea without cafes!Nothing.Butch got his eyes done while we were there.Have a very nice day!Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1173138401977499732007-03-05T15:29:00.000-08:002007-03-05T15:58:08.806-08:00Adventures in PhuketApparently Phuket is the #1 honeymoon spot for South Koreans. Apparently they also like to dress alike when they go on honeymoons. We must have seen at least 20 couples just on our plane alone that were all dressed the same. It was pretty awesome.Chilling in Patong.Bastards made us pay $2 to rent each chair.But they have Filet 'O Fish with two filets! Outstanding.KickboxingPaulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1171566314174214542007-02-15T11:02:00.000-08:002007-02-15T11:23:33.460-08:00Long Weekend Waiting at the train stationBeautiful weddingGreat bandCute kidsPaulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1171403919433115682007-02-13T13:32:00.000-08:002007-02-13T13:58:39.446-08:00Windows VistaI've been using a Vista system for the past couple of weeks, and in my limited time I've come to the realization that it pretty much sucks. Well, I actually realized this roughly two hours after I got the system, but regardless, do NOT upgrade from XP to Vista! Mark my words, you will be left with a big sad face. Here's why:Compatibility - A lot of programs that used to work in XPPaulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1166653113648927992006-12-20T14:15:00.000-08:002006-12-20T14:20:39.460-08:00Fun PlaceWe went to the fun place this weekend:cabinIt was prettyand tiringwho is prettier?the end.Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1166581362992408602006-12-19T18:12:00.000-08:002006-12-19T18:23:12.536-08:00Christmas Presents: Part Deuxin a1) Cut a hole in a box2) Put your junk in that box3) Make her open the boxAnd that's the way you do it.Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1164924617292383392006-11-30T14:09:00.000-08:002006-11-30T14:10:17.306-08:00What I Want for Christmas This is not it.Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1163012136518989772006-11-08T10:54:00.000-08:002006-11-08T11:32:46.130-08:00Fun times. and not so fun times.FunThis is the only reason I hate being in San DiegoPaulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1161888097563925222006-10-26T11:40:00.000-07:002006-10-26T11:41:37.576-07:00Marshawn LynchWhat an amazing football player, and person. This interview cracks me up.Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1161630376598306022006-10-23T12:04:00.000-07:002006-10-23T12:11:39.350-07:00San Diego Weekend = Fun Fun FunA photostory of our fun weekend.We visited Sea World. Taryn was scared because of ...This bad boy.This is a polar bear.This is to prevent dingleberries.Taryn's new friend, Snuffleupagus. She won him. And yes, that's the real spelling.He was nice and bought us a round of drinks.My friends.Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1161296951131393552006-10-19T15:22:00.000-07:002006-10-19T15:29:11.146-07:00Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1161198366499223702006-10-18T12:04:00.000-07:002006-10-19T11:38:18.626-07:00Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1161192819898242202006-10-18T10:31:00.000-07:002006-10-18T10:35:06.946-07:00More from the annals of Threadless.Yes, I know that's not grammatically correct.Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1161110130115185532006-10-17T11:35:00.000-07:002006-10-17T11:35:30.130-07:00I like that. Puppy twirl.Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1161032080994643402006-10-16T13:53:00.000-07:002006-10-16T13:54:41.006-07:00Bored at work?See how many states you can name in 5 minutes. I only got 30 :-(Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1160505960813775412006-10-10T11:34:00.000-07:002006-10-10T11:51:10.946-07:00Pol Pot?!?!?Inspired by Mr. John Mayer, I decided to try out the celebrity face recognition at MyHeritage.Here's the picture I used.There is a 74% chance that I am Aung San Suu KyiAnd a 61% chance that I am Pol PotI also have some acting genes in me too.Either way, I am most likely from Southeast Asia. However the fact that I am 13% more likely to be a Nobel Peace Prize winner as opposed to a Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1160085698903446462006-10-05T15:01:00.000-07:002006-10-05T15:01:38.923-07:00Balboa ParkPaulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1159382227522309372006-09-27T11:08:00.000-07:002006-09-27T11:55:02.503-07:00John Mayer in ConcertI have to say, it was pretty dang awesome. He sounded much better in person than he does on his album. He played mostly stuff from his new album (Continuum - you should go grab it if you haven't already), but he also did a couple of songs from his older albums too.We sat pretty close to the front even though we got there only 40 minutes before the concert started, so that Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1159309420338351642006-09-26T15:21:00.000-07:002006-09-27T11:07:17.066-07:00John MayerTammy and I are going to see this man tonight. I am so excited.Mr. Roymund told me and Andy that we couldn't go with him because he didn't have tickets for the show in Irvine. Therefore we were really surprised when he just happened to have extra tickets for the show tonight. He was nice enough to let us pay double what he paid for tickets, just to let us know that he magically Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1159208417399796592006-09-25T11:19:00.000-07:002006-09-26T15:21:03.106-07:00Ok GoSo fun. I miss the old days. Thanks Ken.Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1158964697509229762006-09-22T15:37:00.000-07:002006-09-22T15:39:05.063-07:00Friday FunThis made my day. If you look closely, you can see that there's a face on the front of the truck.Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1158688300119052072006-09-19T10:49:00.000-07:002006-09-19T10:51:40.133-07:00My post dedicated to ThreadlessGo check it out. I wear a medium.Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1158610726163463102006-09-18T13:04:00.000-07:002006-09-18T13:19:01.510-07:00I hate Fantasy FootballI joined a Fantasy Football league with a couple of my buddies for this season. It was the first time in 5 years that I've done anything fantastic. And my team is 2-0. But you know what? I freaking hate it. This is why.I am a Raider fan. Yes, I know they suck. Yes, I know that Al Davis is insane. Yes, I know that they love signing over-the-hill free agents who can'tPaulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1154537963858142862006-08-02T09:58:00.000-07:002006-08-02T09:59:23.870-07:00I really thought about making something like this. Dang it!!!!!!!!!!! Anyways, check it out, it's awesome.Make webpages work friendly!Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1153208233738092102006-07-18T00:08:00.000-07:002006-07-18T00:45:47.536-07:00Happy Anniversary Tammy!Here is a picture diary of an amazing 6 years:I had to think real hard like this to figure out what I would post on. But I was able to figure it all out.I was almost as skinny as China-man Butch when we first started datingThen I somehow became really fat like this. But throughout this, Tammy still loved me.(I could barely open my eyes then. She loved me because of my Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1152314553785626502006-07-07T16:22:00.000-07:002006-07-07T16:24:03.456-07:00For ZooomrUpload a pic onto Zooomr and get a free account here!Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1151098764348427482006-06-23T14:34:00.000-07:002006-06-23T14:48:57.406-07:00Special PowersRoy has a special power where he has the ability to bring bad luck to any team he cheers for. It started off with Cal football, where we were watching a game at his and Weinie's apt. Every time Roy went into his room to check his email or something, Cal made a good play. Every time he came and watched, Cal made a bad play. We tried locking him in his room for the second half of the Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1148887755324293672006-05-29T00:27:00.000-07:002006-05-29T00:37:10.116-07:00Happy Birthday John!Just wait until next year sir.Elise handsomely posing for the camera.Roy is so happy here. I think he was talking about his love for pickles.Then we decided to have a little dunk contest:Pretty fierce.John can't help but smile when he throws it down. This was his meanest dunk face.Roach getting stuffed by the rim.Taryn doing a real no-look dunk. Much better than Cedric Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1142902486206399892006-03-20T16:53:00.000-08:002006-03-20T16:54:46.216-08:00My Friend, HiyasHiyas: HAHAHdude..what the heckare they all related or what?oh...photoshoppedhahame: .........you make me sadHiyas: =\Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1140426638614716452006-02-20T00:05:00.000-08:002006-02-20T01:14:14.850-08:00Guy's Night OutButch, Billy, Roy and I had a night on the town together this past weekend. We met up early to catch the All-Star Festivities at the ESPN Zone in Downtown Disney, and ended up watching the whole thing while we ate dinner. Being the dorks that we are, we decided to "bet" on who would win the Skills Challenge, the 3-pt contest, and the Slam Dunk contest. We decided that the loser Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1137629328633256462006-01-18T16:04:00.000-08:002006-01-18T16:36:47.166-08:00 tammy: i just got the chills while watchin itme: why?tammy: cuz i got embarrassed for youPaulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1136956724292404262006-01-10T21:17:00.000-08:002006-01-10T21:19:13.923-08:00CyclopsPaulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1131701616471759352005-11-11T01:21:00.000-08:002005-11-11T01:33:36.490-08:00Here's a picture summary of the past month:It's finally out. (and no, i couldn't link to a bad review)BirthdayRetirement PartyFlorida. Couldn't get a picture, but they had these there.New York, where I slept with Christopher ColumbusWhy I was there.Solo shotAnother one at Ground Zero. I would show the funnier one, but it's probably not appropriate.CousinsI was going to write about a lot of funPaulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1130400098444993272005-10-27T00:29:00.000-07:002005-10-27T01:03:23.373-07:00Happy 21st Brian Hwan!!! Happy 21st birthday little brother. It's pretty amazing how quickly you've grown up, and now to think you're almost out of college? Wow. Here is the ode to Mr. Brian Shin Hwan! (i don't think anyone will fully appreciate it other than you)Brian and I grew up sports nuts, and that is a complete understatement. Every morning we would wake up before school and make a race toPaulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1128152539512895602005-10-01T00:39:00.000-07:002005-10-01T00:43:10.163-07:00My new toy!!!!!!!!!My old mp3 player looks like a brick next to the nano. Thanks to Brian and Tammy, I love you guys!!!!Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1127465966545314712005-09-23T01:53:00.000-07:002005-09-23T01:59:26.550-07:00Ok another post about the past. Here are some catch phrases that we've used in the past. What a loser I am. shot shek reggin is it hot or just me hot/cold moist towelette fat/fatso beef and bamboo SHOOT floozy hater This post sucks. I thought the list was going to be all long because we've gone through so many phrases in the past 10 years, but I can't remember anything Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1127239455074531972005-09-20T11:02:00.000-07:002005-09-20T11:04:15.076-07:00I usually don't play these games, but because John has nice legs, here you go.I've been tagged! (by John Song)Music Tag:THE RULES: List five songs that you are currently loving. It doesn't matter what genre they are from, whether they have words, or even if they're any good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying right now.Post these instructions, the artists, and the songs in your blog (Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1126875118400781542005-09-16T05:47:00.000-07:002005-09-16T05:52:37.616-07:00I've got to say that I have a real knack for wasting time. I've spent the last 45 minutes going through all of my previous blog posts. It's kind of sad that I spent so much of my life in Soda.On another note, here are five things I'm thinking right now:1) Rachel Bilson, please marry me.2) Maria Sharapova, you are a nice tennis player3) Pulling an all-nighter makes me feel like I'm in college Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1126778915714857192005-09-15T03:01:00.000-07:002005-09-15T03:10:50.156-07:00I've found a new hobby to keep me from sleeping.FlickrYou can do cool stuff like add notes, and even look at interesting pics of the day. It's pretty amazing what some people can do with a camera.Check it out, and let me know if you've signed up!Here's another cool site to check out:WikipediaPaulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1126148233386610052005-09-07T19:53:00.000-07:002005-09-07T19:57:13.390-07:00Come to think of it, our generation was the one that ushered in the Internet. To commemorate this realization, I've come up with a list of the classic SN's of the 90s. Here they are, in no particular order:SVT3020, T2000J (TJ): I think the first one has something to do with a car. The second one brought us into this millenium. Thanks to TJ for the ride.Acktupac, Ackmase, Ackdre, Acknotorious,Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1126079668141733782005-09-07T00:40:00.000-07:002005-09-07T01:10:10.153-07:00BahamasAfter a long night of no sleep, we finally arrived>Where we stayed.>The view.Future male model.Scary nurse shark. Ken on his way down. Champions of the water slide. Fighting the killer waves The oncoming storm. Straight solo shot. Crack Lobster! King of the throne Close-up of the King Vienna sausages in the water. Start 'em young. Awesome. Sibling love. Beauty and the Beast (Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1121074828397033702005-07-11T02:21:00.000-07:002005-07-11T02:42:10.280-07:00Happy 5th Baby! Can you believe how quickly time has flown by? I don't wanna be all mushy and post in public on how much I care about you and how happy I am and how extremely lucky you are to have a ridiculously buff boyfriend, so I'll elaborate in a card.Extreme FatnessAnd last but not least....Vienna sausages!!!LOVE YOU BABY! Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1117841379572420332005-06-03T16:28:00.000-07:002005-06-03T16:29:39.573-07:00The Japanese see things differentlyGot this from a co-worker:This is a sign that asks people to give seating priority to those with arm injuries, people with kids, pregnant women, and people with leg injuries.Just awesome.Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1117784788145847682005-06-03T00:37:00.000-07:002005-06-03T00:47:15.773-07:00Here are some pictures from the long weekend:Covering up the Party Boy with sand.Mr. Pimp and Potty Mouth GirlAnybody want some cookeeeeeeeeeees?!!!!!?!?!!!! One chin, two chin, three chin, four.The more I look at this picture, the funnier it looks. There's an endless number of possible captions!Bailamos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!An old favoritePaulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1117784175561826742005-06-03T00:29:00.000-07:002005-06-03T00:36:15.566-07:00Sorry for the lag, but here are some things I learned in Japan:1) You can smoke anywhere. I was eating ramen and had the nasty combination of ramen steam and cigarette smoke coming into my face. It was a very unpleasant experience.2) Bidets are......... interesting.3) Harajuku girls are scary4) A Nigerian man came up to me holding up a picture of clothing, and tried to sell me marijuana. Now Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1116837924730265912005-05-23T01:30:00.000-07:002005-05-23T17:19:41.400-07:00My Trip to JapanGetting excited for the bad grammar!Inside Shinagawa Station.Spiderman dancing like one of our friends.Rainbow Bridge and Tokyo TowerCool thing that was half-escalator, half-conveyor belt.I don't know what my co-worker is doing though.Darth Vader working the sidewalk. Just awesome.Akehabara. Electronics capital of the world.Arnold. He's everywhere!How some people in Japan Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1115797002755791082005-05-11T00:35:00.000-07:002005-05-11T00:37:04.516-07:00Enjoy!Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1115101714833214042005-05-02T23:21:00.000-07:002005-05-02T23:33:30.916-07:00Padres vs. RockiesThe TicketsThe SignThe SuiteThe View (and random Mexican guy)The solo shotThe Thumbs UpThe Samoan with a Blonde Wig and TJHoffman vs. Helton (You can see Helton miss the ball if you look closely. Too bad he singled on the next pitch)The GamePaulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1115101283313666752005-05-02T23:14:00.000-07:002005-05-02T23:30:56.633-07:00April Birthdays!The Birthday Boys (and Girl)Party Animal TJWhat's Johnson doing?Party Animal and MeTammy and Extremely Handsome Model GuyEyelid StretchingI am a fob.Hanna's fellow compatriot.Happy Birthday Guys!!!!!!Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1114652487800031132005-04-27T18:40:00.000-07:002005-04-27T18:43:43.050-07:00The goal of the game is to get out of the room by using objects that you pick up by clicking around.Enjoy!!!Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1114201424701086462005-04-22T13:23:00.000-07:002005-04-22T13:24:40.596-07:00Enjoy!Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1113423915356197892005-04-13T13:24:00.000-07:002005-04-13T13:25:42.386-07:00The infamous finger from Wendy's.Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1111781858412257042005-03-25T12:12:00.000-08:002005-03-25T12:19:37.110-08:00Annette's BirthdayJohnson the crazy man.Friends. hahahahaha.Guess who? Thank Kev for the curlies.Can you see all those food stains? What a dirty guy.Shhhh... don't say a word. (he's peeking)Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1111547794054168392005-03-22T19:15:00.000-08:002005-03-22T19:16:34.056-08:00What the heck is going on Phil? HahahahahahhahahaPaulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1111485588907208042005-03-22T01:54:00.000-08:002005-03-22T01:59:48.906-08:00What's the flavor of swedish fish? I've been thinking about this for the past year and I still have no idea what flavor they are. I'm resigned to just thinking that they're fruity. MSN Remote Record is ingenious. I guess Tivo has something similar, but it's so cool that I can schedule recordings from any computer. What a crazy world.We saw a huge cockroach at PB Bar & Grill tonight. It was Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1111049120553068442005-03-17T00:22:00.000-08:002005-03-17T00:45:20.556-08:00I hate static. Everywhere I go I seem to get shocked by every single freaking thing I touch. I'm really going to invent something that I can wear that keeps me from being a human electromagnetic forcefield. I hate this!!!!I wish I knew about this. I so would have applied and tried out just for the sake of getting my mind off work for a couple of hours. How fun would it be to just sit around Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1109580240079705342005-02-28T00:42:00.000-08:002005-02-28T00:44:00.080-08:00Mt. WhitneyI'll post more about the trip when I have some time.Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1109130246122558032005-02-22T19:41:00.000-08:002005-02-22T19:44:06.123-08:00Could someone buy one of these please?LoD:News.comPaulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1109053937445912422005-02-21T22:22:00.000-08:002005-02-21T22:33:17.323-08:00Los Lonely BoysHenry, Jojo, and RingoI think these guys named themselves. Don't get me wrong, but I feel like their parents just said, "Hey sons, make sure to pick a name that will confuse the heck out of the white folk." How else could you come up with these random names? Henry? Ringo? JOJO??? That's like Tj changing his name to Humphrey and becoming a dentist. Oh wait, he IS a dentist!LoD:Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1108893974831670392005-02-20T02:02:00.000-08:002005-02-21T22:34:11.690-08:00I'm really bothered by these pictures. Here's a link to the story.LoD:The Sports Guy - I was shocked when I saw him on TV because he sounded like the wussiest guy ever. It's ok though, because he's freaking hilarious.Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1108627150444410642005-02-16T23:56:00.000-08:002005-02-17T00:00:45.673-08:00Here's a picture from the dinner we had at our apartment last night. We are certainly flaming!!!LoD:Ben's BargainsPaulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1108452282091708992005-02-14T23:22:00.000-08:002005-02-14T23:45:37.250-08:00People have been asking me lately what I was getting Tammy for Valentine's, and I told them that I was getting her nothing because she doesn't believe in Valentine's. Their first response is, "Dang, you're so lucky!!!" I then finish my sentence and tell them that she doesn't think that you should celebrate just one day of showing your affection, but that I should be doing it all the time. Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1107509543356755492005-02-04T01:18:00.000-08:002005-02-04T01:32:23.356-08:00With the help of Tammy and Janet, I now realize and accept the fact that I am a really weird person, and a big nerd.
I am now listening to Ashlee Simpson's album. Although she isn't nearly as pretty as her butt-chinned sister, I can't stop listening to one of her songs. What's wrong with me? Muahahaha.
Link of the day:
Engadget
Note: If you read all the sites that I do everyday, then you'll Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1107476019891473432005-02-03T16:04:00.000-08:002005-02-03T16:13:39.890-08:00How is it possible that every time I go to the bathroom it's being cleaned? I swear that the lady comes and cleans it at least 4 times a day. I don't understand! Help me understand please.
I'm gonna start linking you guys to the sites that I visit.
Google Answers.
Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1104383008765504062004-12-29T21:02:00.000-08:002004-12-29T21:03:54.583-08:00Happy New Year's!
Here's a picture I took at the aquarium a while ago that I thought looked nice. Enjoy!
Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1104143942226647552004-12-27T02:34:00.000-08:002004-12-27T02:40:48.356-08:00Here are pictures from my Christmas adventure...
My lovely brother...
My lovely Dad...
Lovely Kevin...
Lovely Andy...
Merry Christmas!!!
Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1103530718760349862004-12-20T01:17:00.000-08:002004-12-20T00:19:29.950-08:00Happy Birthday Tammy!!!
and Merry Christmas everyone!
Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1103239755902975982004-12-16T15:28:00.000-08:002004-12-16T15:29:15.903-08:00i am a very sad dodger fan right now.
we just lost out on one good player and one great player. first of all, adrian beltre signed with the mariners. although i agree with depodesta on not overpaying for a player who's had just one great year, i know that this is gonna come back to bite us in the butt just like when we traded pedro martinez for delino deshields. YES! freaking delino "i have ear Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1101851440962235172004-11-30T13:49:00.000-08:002004-11-30T13:50:40.970-08:00if you know me, you probably know that i have a lot of pet peeves. clunky key chains, people that talk a lot, and guys that watch replays in sports games (roy chung) are a couple of them. one that has been bugging me lately is static. i hate it when my clothes have static, and also when my hair sticks to my face because it has static. it feels like i rubbed a balloon on my head, and it really Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1099316984583098812004-11-01T05:36:00.000-08:002004-11-01T05:49:44.586-08:00I had a nice drive down to LA last week. Here's a quick recap of what happened:
1) I tied my shower curtain over my stuff in the back of my truck so it wouldn't get wet
2) My shower curtain started to flap around in the wind
3) Someone stole a box from the back of my truck while I was taking a piss at the gas station. I know for sure that my blanket was in there, but I don't remember what elsePaulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1097903400559184332004-10-15T22:08:00.000-07:002004-10-15T22:10:00.560-07:00Last weekend I was here:
Here's the mighty Cal offense:
We should have totally had that freggin game. Dang it! It's cool though, I had an awesome time. Thanks Weinie!
Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1097119757196092312004-10-06T20:28:00.000-07:002004-10-06T20:29:17.196-07:00Little did I know that they were holding up the same sign in China!
Thanks Butch!
Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1096959970417927092004-10-05T01:03:00.000-07:002004-10-05T00:10:16.393-07:00My Fun Weekend
Conniving Tammy:
Me acting like a dumbface:
My Wonderful Friends (and Jason who's taking the picture):
Thanks Baby!
Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1096741889566012582004-10-02T11:30:00.000-07:002004-10-02T11:31:29.566-07:00Hey! Didn't I start this 6 months ago? hahaha.
Firefox.
Switch over please.
Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1095886091460864202004-09-22T13:47:00.000-07:002004-09-22T13:48:11.460-07:00I just witnessed the fiercest dump ever known to mankind. And no, it did not come out of my body.
I was just in the bathroom taking a piss and I heard someone come in. They rushed into a stall and completed the pull rip place maneuver faster than I'd imagined possible. What is the pull rip place maneuver you ask? It's when you pull out a toilet seat cover, rip the middle part from the outside Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1095046873430457162004-09-12T20:38:00.000-07:002004-09-12T20:41:13.430-07:00I just bought a Jamba Juice for the first time in a while and when the girl asked me for a boost I panicked and said yes. What a big mistake. I was smart though in making sure I didn't get a protein boost, because the one time I got that it made my juice taste like sand. So, being the genius that I am, I asked for some vitamin boost. Too bad this stuff is even worse. My juice literally tastes Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1094534735266874752004-09-06T21:55:00.000-07:002004-09-06T22:25:35.266-07:00Air Conditioning
After a couple of months of being spoiled by the wonders of air conditioning, I have finally turned into an official pansy.
I have A/C at work, in the car, and at home. I can't handle hot weather anymore. Whenever I go anywhere where the temperature is above the 73 degrees that I'm used to, I start to sweat. My back starts to get hot, and I can feel drops of sweat running Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1093631079080618472004-08-27T11:20:00.000-07:002004-08-27T11:29:09.866-07:00This was the funniest email that I've ever read. I started cracking up aloud because it was so freggin hilarious.
This is Elise's response to my post about her incident yesterday. And if you know her and her fear of spiders, it's even better, although I'm sure it's evident from the story.
paul. i f*ing hate you. i hate you. that is so disgusting. i did'nt even read what you wrote becasue the f*Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1093499239497332482004-08-25T22:39:00.000-07:002004-08-27T11:20:32.723-07:00I was just talking to Elise on the phone while she was in her car when she started screaming like a madman. She was screaming so fiercely that I seriously thought that she saw two cars crash on the freeway.
Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1093330414710370792004-08-23T23:47:00.000-07:002004-08-23T23:53:34.710-07:00I think that Paul Hamm has the Mike Tyson syndrome. I guess it's understandable because he's a gymnast, but it was still pretty shocking to see a guy with huge arms open his mouth and talk like a 6-year old kid.
Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1093292231552211002004-08-23T13:16:00.000-07:002004-08-23T13:17:11.553-07:00Origami Action
Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1093291990731551592004-08-23T13:11:00.000-07:002004-08-23T13:13:10.733-07:00Is this a real song? Usher, what the heck is going on?!?!
Usher - Dot Com
oooo i love the way ya dirty type
i can take you home
oooo i need your backspace in my life
thank god you don't have a flatscreen
please baby i got to see you
i really want to please you
so get on my laptop so i can download
online...i love the way you log on
we can do it all night
i'll make you dot com
baby if you sign Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1092901678262296442004-08-19T00:29:00.000-07:002004-08-19T00:47:58.263-07:00Something about watching the Olympics after finding out the results sucks.
The intro to Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out makes me very happy.
I need to find a new book to read.
Weekends should be at least as long as the work week.
This post sucks.
Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1092093053745476502004-08-09T16:09:00.000-07:002004-08-09T16:12:06.780-07:00Happy Birthday Roach!!!!
Hopefully someday you can find someone as pretty as her to hold you...
Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1091602126444318922004-08-03T23:43:00.000-07:002004-08-03T23:48:46.443-07:00I think I'm a freak. Most of you probably already knew that, but Tammy pointed that out the last time she was up here.
We were driving in the car when I was singing along with one of my CDs. After we got out of the car, she asked me whether or not I even knew what I was singing. I thought about it for a second and realized that I had no idea what I was singing about. I was just reciting the Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1091601569730525382004-08-03T23:38:00.000-07:002004-08-03T23:40:43.576-07:00Speaking of Geico, here's something from The Sports Guy's column on espn.com. It seriously made me bust out laughing when I read it at work. haha:
Ben Bright in Pittsburgh: Here is a telephone conversation I had with the guy in our fantasy football league who drafted Ricky Williams five years ago and has built his team around him.
Mike: Hello?
BB: Hey Mike, just calling to give you my Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1091601383073121422004-08-03T23:35:00.000-07:002004-08-03T23:52:40.023-07:00This has to be one of the weirdest ads ever. And I thought that gecko for Geico was bad...
A comment!
friend: that picture
me: nasty huh
friend: doesnt look like an armpit
friend: it looks like a crotch with his treasure trail on top
me: that's going on the blog baby
me: hahahahha
Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1091038731059916782004-07-28T11:17:00.000-07:002004-07-28T11:18:51.060-07:00My New Kicks(that sounds really funny for some reason)
Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809748.post-1088917952464362272004-07-03T22:06:00.000-07:002004-07-03T22:13:32.376-07:00Shecky Dan and I were watching this guy play the Mario theme songs on piano when we reminisced about the days when our moms used to push us to play the piano and violin.
That shek had piano lessons where his teacher would come over to his house to give him lessons. Whenever she was supposed to come, he would close all the blinds in his house and pretend like no one was home. Hahahaha.
I playedPaulnoreply@blogger.com