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![]() remain seated pleasepermanece sentados, por favorWednesday, June 23, 2004 Stolen from Dave Barry: ![]() Tuesday, June 22, 2004 I accidentally bought Lime Green Tea Diet Snapple a couple of weeks ago and have been suffering while drinking all four bottles. It wasn’t that bad at first, but now it’s starting to taste pretty dang bad. I was just drinking it right now when I realized that the aftertaste it left in my mouth was kind of like that of sesame oil. Blech. Monday, June 21, 2004 for the past week I was lucky enough to have gone on an alaskan cruise. it was awesome. we got to do so much fun stuff. i'll post some pics soon. i know that tammy will be the only one seeing this, but i want to thank her whole family! it was great! here's a pic from the alaskan/canadian border (this was midway through the trip so you can kind of see my fatness accumulating): i came back up to berkeley yesterday, and i spent half of the day moving into my new apt here in san jose. thanks to billy, kwan, roach, charles, dan, and john for helping me out!!! they had to leave before dinner, and as soon as they left i got pretty dang sad. i didn't realize that i would be all alone until they took off, and so i spent the rest of the night getting stuff from safeway and walmart, ALONE. i hate being alone! i have a mosquito bite on my left knee, a swollen lymph node behind my right ear, and a scratched up right hand. that was random. my apt is great. i have my own washer/dryer, and there's also a heated lap pool right downstairs. i went swimming by myself today. it was freggin tiring. i think i'm going delirious right now. this post is so random. this was my day today: 9:30-8 work 8-10 dinner/tv 10-10:30 swim this is going to be a loooong 3 months... Wednesday, June 09, 2004 I have some pretty bad luck with phones. The last phone I had was a Motorola V60. I had to get the antenna replaced 8 times, and I had to get the actual phone replaced 5 times. All of this was within a span of two years. I’ve had my new Samsung A670 for almost a day now. I have to go get it switched out because the phone and battery are defective. Dang!!! I’m telling you, we have to go back to the days of pagers. 143 8282 99 23412 351`23512 3412341234 1234 Tuesday, June 08, 2004 Before: :( ![]() After: :) ![]() Wednesday, June 02, 2004 Thanks to everyone who came out to my graduation! 4 Worst Animals of All Time (would have been five but I couldn't think of one more) 4) Raccoons - They look like they're always up to no good. 3) Crows - They crow like madmen, and they're always hopping around trying to scavenge for free food. Cheapskates. 2) Opossums - I wish I could grab their nasty thick tails and throw them around, but that would require for me to touch them and I'm not down with that. 1) Pigeons - They are the laziest things I have ever seen, and I think that they each take at least 50 dumps a day, judging from how much bird crap is on everyone's car. I could probably write for months on how much I hate them, but I'll save that for next time. They serve no purpose in life, even if they did play a huge role in Home Alone 2 with the pigeon lady. I hate pigeons! Want to learn about ninjas? Click here! ![]() |
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