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permanece sentados, por favorWednesday, June 02, 2004
Thanks to everyone who came out to my graduation!
4 Worst Animals of All Time (would have been five but I couldn't think of one more)
4) Raccoons - They look like they're always up to no good.
3) Crows - They crow like madmen, and they're always hopping around trying to scavenge for free food. Cheapskates.
2) Opossums - I wish I could grab their nasty thick tails and throw them around, but that would require for me to touch them and I'm not down with that.
1) Pigeons - They are the laziest things I have ever seen, and I think that they each take at least 50 dumps a day, judging from how much bird crap is on everyone's car. I could probably write for months on how much I hate them, but I'll save that for next time. They serve no purpose in life, even if they did play a huge role in Home Alone 2 with the pigeon lady.
I hate pigeons!
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