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permanece sentados, por favorFriday, August 27, 2004
This was the funniest email that I've ever read. I started cracking up aloud because it was so freggin hilarious.
This is Elise's response to my post about her incident yesterday. And if you know her and her fear of spiders, it's even better, although I'm sure it's evident from the story.
paul. i f*ing hate you. i hate you. that is so disgusting. i did'nt even read what you wrote becasue the f*ing picture is so f*ing big and i couldn't read it wihtout seeing it. i seriulsly closed it as soon as i opened it. that sucks. that's mean. real mean. i dont think you understand.
waht did you write?
pual i dont think you understand. seriously. i absolutely detest them more than you hate watermelon avocado and velvet combined..and on top of it there's an unequivocable fear factor. no joke.
i got to the parking lot and made jitesh come to my car and look for it. we coudn't find it. he promised me it got out when i opened hte car. we even turned on teh vents to make sure it wasn't hiding. then we watched hte movie and i was soooo stressed out the the whole movie.
but it was still funny. and then i went back to my car and looked for it again. it was not there. so i drove. i saw a spot on my back windshield through my mirror and swore it was it. so i kept my eye on it. then lo and behold...i see it crawling on my dashboard. i think it was hiding
in the defrosting vent. i seriulsy screamed like a man and woman interchangeably. i was screaming for my life no joke. i cried 3 tears. pathetic huh. i seirusly yelled at it and asked it to stop moving becasue i didn't want it to crawl around and on me. by nothing else but God's grace it stopped and sat in the corner. still i was freaking out and hyperventilating. no joke. i got off the first exit and pulled into the first gas station i saw. there was only one lady sitting on the curb who looked like she was crying. so i sat in my car not knowing what to do. i decided to suck it up and go to another gas station. THEN it started crawling across the dashboard up the windsheild of the passenger side. i was screaming bloody murder. still no one in sihgt to help me. so i decide again to suck it up. THEN it drops down hanging on a web and is swinging because i'm turnning. I FREAKED out and seriuously screamed the highest pitch, banshee scream of my life and cried 2 more tears. i stopped my car and didn't care anymore...i ran to the lady and explained to her my situation. she laughed but was very nice to me and killed it for me. she restored my faith of goodness in mankind.
so gross.
this morning when i got into my car to go to work. there were webs all over my dasboard. ok not all over. it wasn't like an intricate web but there were a good number going like across my dashboard and windshield. i drove my brothers car today.
paul i hate them. i hate htat picture on your blog. it hurts me that you would do that to me. haha. but this is all a true true story. sorry it was really long. but i wanted to share wiht you my tragic
night. really paulina...i don't think anyone understands how much they scare me.
HAHHAAHHHHAHHAHAHHAHA. I am very tempted to put that picture of the spider back up again, but I will refrain for her sake. You can also see how scared she was by the fact that her hands were probably trembling on the keyboard as she typed this story, making her misspell every other freggin word. Have a great day!
Wednesday, August 25, 2004
I was just talking to Elise on the phone while she was in her car when she started screaming like a madman. She was screaming so fiercely that I seriously thought that she saw two cars crash on the freeway.
Monday, August 23, 2004
I think that Paul Hamm has the Mike Tyson syndrome. I guess it's understandable because he's a gymnast, but it was still pretty shocking to see a guy with huge arms open his mouth and talk like a 6-year old kid.
Origami Action
Is this a real song? Usher, what the heck is going on?!?!
Usher - Dot Com
oooo i love the way ya dirty type
i can take you home
oooo i need your backspace in my life
thank god you don't have a flatscreen
please baby i got to see you
i really want to please you
so get on my laptop so i can download
online...i love the way you log on
we can do it all night
i'll make you dot com
baby if you sign on
i'm gon make ya light up
oo baby if you log on
i'll make you dot com
i wanted to linger with you baby at first sight
you i get to use my f keys
i can't wait to give you megabites
i got other memory you need
let ma finges do the talking
please baby i got to see you
i really want to please you
so get on my laptop so i can download
online...i love the way you log on
we can do it all night
i'll make you dot com
sign on
i'm gon make ya light up
oo baby if you log on
i'll make you dot com
Thursday, August 19, 2004
Something about watching the Olympics after finding out the results sucks.
The intro to Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out makes me very happy.
I need to find a new book to read.
Weekends should be at least as long as the work week.
This post sucks.
Monday, August 09, 2004
Happy Birthday Roach!!!!
Hopefully someday you can find someone as pretty as her to hold you...
Tuesday, August 03, 2004
I think I'm a freak. Most of you probably already knew that, but Tammy pointed that out the last time she was up here.
We were driving in the car when I was singing along with one of my CDs. After we got out of the car, she asked me whether or not I even knew what I was singing. I thought about it for a second and realized that I had no idea what I was singing about. I was just reciting the lyrics mindlessly. What a weirdo I am.
So that's why I'm randomly surprised at how good the lyrics are of some songs when I actually think about them!
At least I know what the lyrics of this song are about!
Weezer - No One Else
Speaking of Geico, here's something from The Sports Guy's column on espn.com. It seriously made me bust out laughing when I read it at work. haha:
Ben Bright in Pittsburgh: Here is a telephone conversation I had with the guy in our fantasy football league who drafted Ricky Williams five years ago and has built his team around him.
Mike: Hello?
BB: Hey Mike, just calling to give you my condolences on losing Ricky.
Mike: Ugh.
BB: Sucks pretty bad, doesn't it. You're out a bunch of money 'cause of him.
Mike: Yeah, now I have to hope William Green comes back big with Cleveland.
BB: Yeah. But I got good news for you.
Mike: Yeah, what's that?
BB: I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico.
Mike: (hangs up)
This has to be one of the weirdest ads ever. And I thought that gecko for Geico was bad...
A comment!
friend: that picture
me: nasty huh
friend: doesnt look like an armpit
friend: it looks like a crotch with his treasure trail on top
me: that's going on the blog baby
me: hahahahha
