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permanece sentados, por favorFriday, August 27, 2004
This was the funniest email that I've ever read. I started cracking up aloud because it was so freggin hilarious.
This is Elise's response to my post about her incident yesterday. And if you know her and her fear of spiders, it's even better, although I'm sure it's evident from the story.
paul. i f*ing hate you. i hate you. that is so disgusting. i did'nt even read what you wrote becasue the f*ing picture is so f*ing big and i couldn't read it wihtout seeing it. i seriulsly closed it as soon as i opened it. that sucks. that's mean. real mean. i dont think you understand.
waht did you write?
pual i dont think you understand. seriously. i absolutely detest them more than you hate watermelon avocado and velvet combined..and on top of it there's an unequivocable fear factor. no joke.
i got to the parking lot and made jitesh come to my car and look for it. we coudn't find it. he promised me it got out when i opened hte car. we even turned on teh vents to make sure it wasn't hiding. then we watched hte movie and i was soooo stressed out the the whole movie.
but it was still funny. and then i went back to my car and looked for it again. it was not there. so i drove. i saw a spot on my back windshield through my mirror and swore it was it. so i kept my eye on it. then lo and behold...i see it crawling on my dashboard. i think it was hiding
in the defrosting vent. i seriulsy screamed like a man and woman interchangeably. i was screaming for my life no joke. i cried 3 tears. pathetic huh. i seirusly yelled at it and asked it to stop moving becasue i didn't want it to crawl around and on me. by nothing else but God's grace it stopped and sat in the corner. still i was freaking out and hyperventilating. no joke. i got off the first exit and pulled into the first gas station i saw. there was only one lady sitting on the curb who looked like she was crying. so i sat in my car not knowing what to do. i decided to suck it up and go to another gas station. THEN it started crawling across the dashboard up the windsheild of the passenger side. i was screaming bloody murder. still no one in sihgt to help me. so i decide again to suck it up. THEN it drops down hanging on a web and is swinging because i'm turnning. I FREAKED out and seriuously screamed the highest pitch, banshee scream of my life and cried 2 more tears. i stopped my car and didn't care anymore...i ran to the lady and explained to her my situation. she laughed but was very nice to me and killed it for me. she restored my faith of goodness in mankind.
so gross.
this morning when i got into my car to go to work. there were webs all over my dasboard. ok not all over. it wasn't like an intricate web but there were a good number going like across my dashboard and windshield. i drove my brothers car today.
paul i hate them. i hate htat picture on your blog. it hurts me that you would do that to me. haha. but this is all a true true story. sorry it was really long. but i wanted to share wiht you my tragic
night. really paulina...i don't think anyone understands how much they scare me.
HAHHAAHHHHAHHAHAHHAHA. I am very tempted to put that picture of the spider back up again, but I will refrain for her sake. You can also see how scared she was by the fact that her hands were probably trembling on the keyboard as she typed this story, making her misspell every other freggin word. Have a great day!
